Ali baba and chaalis chor is now Ali baba tees chor… 10
Batman and Robin is now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro
because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
Ironman now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
Women finally marrying for
love! And not money!
Husbands asking their father-in-laws for a "bailout"!
The only "deposits" being made on a Ferrari are the ones made by birds flying over them.
Q: With the current market
turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
Q: What's the difference
between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a
family of four.
The credit crunch is getting
bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America 's third biggest lender.
Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a
Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
Goodyear is now re-branded as "Bad Year".
Money talks. Trouble is, its knows only one word - goodbye.
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