*SINGH **IS **KING **!!!!

*SINGH **IS **KING **!!!! *

*A Pakistani, a Bangladeshi and a Sardarji are sitting at a Pub
in Bavaria drinking beer. *
*
The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in
the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says
'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice.' **

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either.' *

*OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. *

*He says,'In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice'. *


*!!!!!!!!* *JAI HIND !!!!!!!!*