With a twist of lime....

Ticklers.............

Send a Pink Chaddi to Muthalik on V-Day. Let's do it. It's a Panty-social activity.

CJI wants separate prison for undertrials. We already have one. It's called parliament.

Surgeons on strike in Cuttack. I had told you that they'd misunderstand the term 'surgical strikes'.

Election Commissioner, Chawla, took frequent Loo breaks to pass on info to the Congress. Well, he did say that he's going for a 'leak'.

The Ram Sena "activists" are bailed out & nobody cares once the ceremonial arrests were made. After all, the pub's name is "Amnesia".

MNS now ransack a social sciences lab. Well, we knew they were anti-social, but this is taking it too literally.

100% literacy programme inaugurated for prisoners in TN. First they get a sentence. Then they are taught words.

Art market down by 30%. Sigh. A picture is now worth only 700 words.

Satyam CFO claims he had no idea of the fraud and blindly signed the papers put in front of him. Who does he think he is? Our President?

Mallya says he still hasn't decided if Dravid will continue as the captain of RCB. You could say - he is sitting on the wall.

China blocks 41 porn sites. They now have only about 14,999,959 sites to go.

Master plan being developed for management of all zoos in Karnataka. Hope Vidhan Soudha comes under its purview.

ONGC is participating in the oil strike. Err... weren't they set up to strike oil???

PM asks Navy to guard against water terrorists. Good. Now they know their job.

A Ghajini video game is to be launched soon. Wonder how much memory it will take.

Bangalore cops to get soft-skills training so that they avoid abusive language. Good. Time to remove the sala out of Hoysala

Delhi imposed a 'no honking day' on Jan 1. That's like declaring a 'no coughing day' and calling it a health initiative.

Chhattisgarh government to provide free iodized salt. All the people in that state can now say, "Sarkar, maine aapka namak khaya hai".

Saif in hospital with a stomach ache. Why is that news? Ah well, at least Ramadoss could use this information to ban Lays potato chips.

Mayawati is going to celebrate her birthday as Dhikkaar Diwas (day of shame). Am sure her parents would agree with that.

Thackeray equates Sena-BJP ties with husband-wife bickering. Sure. The family that preys together slays together.

Sonam Kapoor to endorse L'Oreal. A natural step after her debut movie Saawariya, which was La-Ordeal.

PMK urges Karunanidhi to declare total prohibition in TN. This Ramadoss seems to have a big alcohol problem.

Jet Airways Pilot detained at Heathrow for being drunk. So this guy earns from Goyal and spends on Mallya.

I love watching test cricket. Does that make me a pro-testant?

Sheila Dikshit takes the oath for the third time. Does that make her the most promising CM around?

In a world without walls, why do we persist with Dravid?

Stuck in Convent Road for 30 mins. I think its called convent road because it's liked by 'nun'.

Katrina is the most googled actress? WTF? Am sure half the searches were for the hurricane.

Petition filed to ban Google Earth because terrorists used it. Why not ban dry fruits too, as the terrorists were eating it?

CPM ties up with AIADMK. Doesn't Karat realize that if you jumble AIADMK & CPM you get "Pick mad ma"

The only reason Barkha still has her job is the fact that her name is an anagram of Khabar.

Vilas Rao Deshmukh says that Ram Gopal Verma is not a terrorist. He obviously hasn't seen RGV Ki Aag.

All politicians in India will finally come together because they have found a common enemy - the public.