Telephone bill - this is classic !!!

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...
On a Saturday morning... after breakfast...

Dad:
People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum:
Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.


Son:Me too, I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.


Maid:
So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!