FW: A Singh and his Beer.......must read it!!

*This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
held
in Britain*

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and
sits
in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The
bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass;
it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai ,
the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we
promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same
way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars
notice
and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says,
"I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh,
no,"

He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is
.
.

I have quit drinking"!!!

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