Toh main ye rishta pakka samjhu

Amitabh : Mausi, ladka company main kaam karta hai. 

 Mausi : Hai ram..!!! aur kahi try kar raha hai kya?? 

Amitabh : kahan mausi 1 saal company me rahne ke baad koi Comapny leti kahan hai... 

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 1 saal se company me hi hai.. 

Amitabh : haan socha tha 1 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Par aaj kal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai usko.. 

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..? 

Amitabh : Ab apraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi.. 

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya apraisal bhi nahi hota uska..? 

Amitabh : Senior se ladai karne ke baad apraisal mein achhi rating to nahin na milti hai... mausi.. 

Mausi : To kya ladta bhi hai..? 

Amitabh : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi haatha-pie.. 

Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..??? 

Amitabh : Ab company walon ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi.. 

Mausi : kya ladka engineer hai..!!! 

Mausi : Kaunse college se kiya..? 

Amitabh : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!! 

Amitabh : To main rishta pakka samjhu na mausi??? 

Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le... Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call center vale se shaadi kar le, par company ke engineer se katai nahin manzoor. Mai uski mausi hu, dushman nahi......