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A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.
They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; hired a few additional sociologists, an anthropologist, and a family planning and birth control specialist; moved to town; rented offices; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such.
While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort, the project director decided to go to the local drugstore for a cup of coffee. He sat down at the counter, ordered his coffee, and while he was drinking it, he told the druggist what his purpose was in town, then asked him if he had any idea why the birth rate was so high.
"Sure," said the druggist. "Every morning the six o`clock train comes through here and blows for the crossing. It wakes everybody up, and, well, it`s too late to go back to sleep, and it`s too early to get up."

 

 

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued,˜Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?

 

 

Great  PJ

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of

Einstein............

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... ..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "Newton's out..Newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says I am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton ......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton
.............
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter
squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!