Sunday, July 12, 2009

Conversations1

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Why haven't we had sex yet?
You: you can't try it with an alien... you don't even know if they are sexual or not do you!!!
Stranger: I'll stick my penis in anything
You: hahaha what if it is just like the hydra which putrifies everything that gets close to it
Stranger: Is your vagina like that? That's scary.
You: why is it scary
You: you want to stick it into anything
You: so why not this
Stranger: I like my penis being functional
You: but you said you'd stick it into anything
You: so r u going back on your word
Stranger: Yeah, I am
You: thats so not a man like.. you should be looking for men only then.. ciao
You have disconnected.

 

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