Thursday, June 11, 2009

FW: Positive Attitude..

                                                                  Positive attitude  
 
 
 
                              1. When your boss says - "You have screwed up this module"
                                  Smile - it means "the other modules were good"
                                  2. When your boss says - "I am not going to let you go early today evening"
                                      Smile - It means "you can come late tomorrow"
                                     3. When your boss says - "Do the documentation"
                                          Smile - it means "Relax dude, you've done enough of coding, time to give your brains a break"
                                              4. When your boss says - "You do nothing but just surf the internet"
                                                  Smile - it means "Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from"
                                                      5. When your boss says - "Do you come to office to sleep?"
                                                      Smile - It means "hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night's  
                                                         sleep and come to office   whenever you wish!"
                                                          6  . When your boss says - "Stop staring at that girl you moron"
                                                                  Smile - it means "My wife is better than her "
                                                                  7. When your boss says - "Why does nothing work on your machine?"
                                                                       Smile - it means "I am thinking I could rather give you my laptop"
                                                                      8. When your boss says - "Would you stop talking on your mobile phone?"
                                                                          Smile - it means "Use the office phone instead"
                                                                            9. When your boss says - "Why do you keep smiling always?"
                                                                              Smile - it means "I love the fact that You are spreading the good will"

 

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