Friday, July 01, 2011

FW: Anna Hazare-Message *** A real contribution to the Nation***

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 11:28 AM

 

 "दर्द होता रहा छटपटाते रहे, आईने॒ से सदा चोट खाते रहे, वो वतन बेचकर मुस्कुराते रहे, हम वतन के लिए॒ सिर कटाते रहे"

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280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ...
भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"* ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के
डाइरेक्टर का. स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह
भी कहा है कि भारत का लगभग 280
लाख करोड़
रुपये उनके स्विस
बैंक में जमा है. ये रकम
इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट
बिना टैक्स के
बनाया जा सकता
है.
या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़
रोजगार के अवसर
दिए जा सकते है. या यूँ भी कह सकते है
कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4
लेन रोड बनाया
जा सकता है. ऐसा भी कह
सकते है कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है. ये
रकम
इतनी ज्यादा है कि अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये तो 60
साल तक ख़त्म ना हो. यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत
नहीं है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं
और नोकरशाहों ने
कैसे देश को

लूटा है और ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2011 तक जारी है.
इस सिलसिले को
अब रोकना

बहुत ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है. अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज
करके करीब 1 लाख
करोड़ रुपये लूटा. मगर आजादी के केवल 64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280
लाख करोड़ लूटा है. एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64
सालों में 280 लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने
करीब 36 हजार करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट
लोगों द्वारा जमा
करवाई गई है. भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है. सोचो की
कितना पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके
रखा हुआ
है. हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार
है.हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का
आप सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला, २ जी
स्पेक्ट्रुम घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला ... और ना जाने कौन कौन
से घोटाले
अभी उजागर होने वाले है ........आप लोग जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते ही हो. इसे भी इतना
फॉरवर्ड करो की पूरा भारत
इसे पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाये



 

 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Fwd: NINE SUPERB QUOTES BY PEOPLE

Shakespeare.....
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others, Because You May Win The Game, But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Loose The Person For Life Time".

Napoleon........
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people!"


Einstein.........
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me It's Because of them I did it myself..."

 

Abraham Lincoln.........

"If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world"
 
Shakespeare..........
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It".


William Arthur.........

"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".

 
Hitler.....
 
"When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You."

Shakespeare.............

"Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent.  So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm Silent"

Dr Abdul kalaam........

"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone"

 


Monday, March 28, 2011

THE DEADLY REASON...

a post after a dead long time...
when do I ever get to read my posts...

 

India is going to win the 2011 Cricket World Cup……101%

Want to know the reason why?

Just scroll down to see the horror 

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          virenderR shewag

sachin tendulkAr

              yuvraJ singh

                gautAm gambhir

   yusuf pathaN

         ms dhonI

             virat Kohli

            harbhAjan  singh 

    zaheer khaN

        s sreesanTh

               r  asHwin

Jis team me ho Rajni ……… wo team kabhi haaregi kya

Yennaa Raaskallaaa….mind it……….

Hai kisi team me dum………….. to jitke dikhaaw


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

FW: Good information to trace mobile if lost

FW: A Year without Toilet ??? (Hilarious....)

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an
English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to
stay in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster.

She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC..

In England , a bathroom is commonly
called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'.

She wrote to the schoolmaster
inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he
knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of
the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a
'WaysideChurch' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their
minds.

So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:

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Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles
from the house.

It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by
lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on
Sundays and Thursdays.

As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you
arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.

This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit
of going regularly.

It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the
WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event.
There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the
expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.

My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been
almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and
make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and
arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a
Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are
excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.

The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters.
We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feel
it
is long needed.

I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a
place where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster
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Monday, September 06, 2010

FW: A Short history of Mumbai - worth reading

For those who still find history interesting …

WHO_BUILT_BOMBAY_&_NOT_MUMBAI
According to ancient history, a grouping of seven islands comprising Colaba, Mazagaon, Old Woman's Island, Wadala, Mahim, Parel, and Matunga-Sion formed Bombay.

The seven islands of Mumbai passed through many hands, the sultans of Gujarat , the Portuguese and the British. Every ruler left behind proof of residence in Mumbai.

The Mauryans left behind the Kanheri, Mahakali and the caves of Gharapuri more popularly called Elephanta. The Portuguese built the two Portuguese churches, one at Prabhadevi and the other St Andrews at Bandra.

They built forts at Sion, Mahim, Bandra and Bassien. The Portuguese named the group of seven Islands 'Bom Baia', Good Bay . The British built a city out of the group of seven islands and called her Bombay .

The original settlers of the seven islands, the Koli fishermen, worshiped Mumbaidevi, her temple still stands at Babulnath near Chowpatty. The Kolis called the island Mumbai, 'Mumba, Mother Goddess'.

In 1662, King Charles II of England married the Portuguese Princess Catherine of Braganza, and received the seven islands of Bom Baia as part of his dowry. Six years later, the British Crown leased the seven islands to the English East India Company for a sum of 10 pounds in gold per annum. It was under the English East India Company that the future megapolis began to take shape, after the first war for independence Bombay once again became a colony of the British Empire .

History has forgotten this but the first Parsi settler came to Bombay in 1640, he was Dorabji Nanabhoy Patel. In 1689-90, a severe plague epidemic broke out in Bombay and most of the European settlers succumbed to it. The Siddi of Janjira attacked in full force. Rustomji Dorabji Patel, a trader and the son of the city's first Parsi settler, successfully defeated the Siddi with the help of the Kolis and saved Bombay .

Gerald Aungier, Governor of Bombay built the Bombay Castle, an area that is even today referred to as Fort. He also constituted the Courts of law. He brought Gujarati traders, Parsi shipbuilders, Muslim and Hindu manufacturers from the mainland and settled them in Bombay .

It was during a period of four decades that the city of Bombay took shape. Reclamation was done to plug the breach at Worli and Mahalakshmi, Hornby Vellard was built in 1784. The Sion Causeway connecting Bombay to Salsette was built in 1803. Colaba Causeway connecting Colaba island to Bombay was built in 1838. A causeway connecting Mahim and Bandra was built in 1845.

Lady Jamsetjee Jeejeebhoy, the wife of the First Baronet Jamsetjee Jeejeebhoy donated Rs 1, 57,000 to meet construction costs of the causeway. She donated Rs. 1,00,000 at first. When the project cost escalated and money ran out half way through she donated Rs 57,000 again to ensure that the vital causeway was completed. Lady Jamsetjee stipulated that no toll would ever be charged for those using the causeway. Today Mumbaikars have to pay Rs 75 to use the Bandra-Worli Sealink, connecting almost the same two islands. Sir J J Hospital was also built by Sir Jamsetjee Jeejeebhoy.

The shipbuilding Wadia family of Surat was brought to Bombay by the British. Jamshedji Wadia founded the Bombay Port Trust and built the Princess Dock in 1885 and the Victoria Dock and the Mereweather Dry Docks in 1891. Alexandra Dock was built in 1914.

A Gujarati civil engineer supervised the building of the Gateway of India . The Tatas made Bombay their headquarters and gave it the iconic Taj Mahal Hotel and India 's first civilian airlines, Air India . The Godrejs gave India its first vegetarian soap.

Cowasji Nanabhai Daver established Bombay's first cotton mill, 'The Bombay Spinning Mills' in 1854. By 1915, there were 83 textile mills in Bombay largely owned by Indians.

This brought about a financial boom in Bombay . Although the mills were owned by Gujaratis, Kutchis, Parsis and Marwaris, the workforce was migrant Mahrashtrians from rural Maharashtra . Premchand Roychand, a prosperous Gujarati broker founded the Bombay Stock Exchange. Premchand Roychand donated Rs 2,00,000 to build the Rajabai Tower in 1878.
 

 

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010

FW: Jokes - relaay funny

1.  A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your
own sister"

 

2.  Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ?
Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle)))

 

3.  Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur
muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai

 

4.  Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . .
Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

 

5.  Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u
will come out at once”

 

6.  What is the height of flirting ?
When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

 

7.  Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"

 

8.  Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun
2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... .. .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

 

9.  World's shortest poem..
Baba black sheep have u any wool? . .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.

 

10.  Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ?
Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do.
Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

 

11.  Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ?
Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge

 

12.  Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy.
Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai.

Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat, ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.

 

13.  A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river.
Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad

 

14.  Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother

 

15.  Pathan Ladki se: I Love you !
Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo
Pathan: Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that "I
Love you".

 

16.  Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur.
Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le,
                Kalia ke bhi le le,
                Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le
                aur DURGA MATA ban ja.

 

17.  Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota..
       Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
       “Aj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota”.

 

18. Galib ne GF ko date par bulaaya aur wo late ayi.
GF: sorry, I am late.
Galib: Falak pe chand sitaaron ko neend aa rahy hai,
          dossri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahy hai.

 

19.  Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta?
Bachha: Ab bhaago.  

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

FW: CROSSING THE BORDER....

If you cross the " The North Korean " border illegally, you get

..... 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....

If you cross the " Iranian " border illegally, you get .....

detained indefinitely .....

If you cross the " Afghan " border illegally, you get ..... shot

.....

If you cross the " Saudi Arabian " border illegally, you get
.....
jailed .....

If you cross the " Chinese " border illegally, you get .....

kidnapped and may be never heard of - again .....

If you cross the " Venezuelan " border illegally, you get .....

branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....

If you cross the " Cuban " border illegally, you get ..... thrown

into a political prison to rot .....

If you cross the " British " border illegally, you get .....

arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving
your
sentence .....

Now ..... if you were to cross the " Indian " border illegally,
you
get .....

1. A ration card

2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )

3. A driver's licence

4. A voter identity card

5. Credit cards

6. A Haj subsidy

7. Job reservation

8. Special privilages for minorities

9. Government housing on subsidized rent

10. Loan to buy a house

11. Free education

12. Free health care

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and
a

bigger bunch of

human rights activists promoting your " cause "

14. The right to talk about secuarism, which you have not heard

about in your own

country !

15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt

politicians who will promote

your community for their selfish interest in securing
your

votes !!!

Hats off ..... to the .....

A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians

B. The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force

C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India, who promote
traitors

staying here

D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system

E. The selfish Indian citizens, who are not bothered about
the

dangers to their

own country

F. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who
think
that terrorists

deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era,

when human beings

were human beings.


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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Fantastic Answer by Dr. Abdul Kalam

Fantastic Answer by Dr. Abdul Kalam to Question asked in BBC interview.

Define : BIRTH

Ans : The only day in your life, when you CRIED and your MOTHER was
smiling.


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Women are best Vehicles in the world

From: Ashutosh Wankhade
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:57
Subject: Women are best Vehicles in the world

 

Women are the best vehicles in the world because of

1.       Two beautiful headlights in front.

2.       Two great bumpers at the back.

3.       Self lubricating when hot.

4.       Finger touch ignition.

5.       Automatic engine oil change every month.

6.       Any type of pistons fit.

7.       Multiple seating styles and adjustments.

8.       Great accessories.

That’s why MEN are dying to get a ride!!!

 

Thanks & Regards,

Ashutosh Wankhade | Proff Serv&Geneva Del | BCS-NBTB | Tech Mahindra Ltd

Oberai Gardens Estate, Chandivali, Mumbai 72, INDIA

(Office: +91 22 66886041| Mobile: +91 9833858558

Email : ashuw@techmahindra.com

www.techmahindra.com

 

Hence PROVED... ..... esp Teacher's marks

 

Monday, August 09, 2010

true story of india

This is India – Incredible India.. how do you think your later generations are going to survive in this unless you yourself are not part of this game?

Change your mindset… we all must send in as many SMS to become part of the ongoing seasons of the very popular game KBC – Kaun Banega CorruptPati

 

This is true Democracy… as very aptly delivered as a timed punchline by Raja who comes looking for his bride-to-be in the movie Hungamamandir ka ghanta samajh rakha hae.. jo chaahe baja jaata hae – India is a place where anything and everything goes..

 

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Corruption as a national scourge and shame

B.S. Raghavan

“Little evidence of corruption going down, says Plan panel” is the headline of a news report appearing in Business Line, August 2). The Planning Commission has discovered that corruption “has permeated the entire social fabric” leading to “large-scale misutilisation of resources”. The solutions it offers are equally original: A quick identification of those guilty; swift decision; deterrent punishment; taking away the scope for discretion in decision-making; and bringing in more transparency. The Commission has certainly justified its existence for the mere reason of being so insightful.

There was a time in India when scams and scums were few and far between, and it was possible to deal with them to good effect. Finance Ministers, R. K. Shanmukham Chetty and T. T. Krishnamachari, left the Cabinet for lapses which today may seem piffle. The Chief Minister, Pratap Singh Kairon, loomed large as an embodiment of corruption, but you will really wonder what the fuss was all about if I narrate his peccadilloes.

A price tag

During Janata rule, poor Morarji Desai and Charan Singh came in for a lot of bashing for the former's son and the latter's wife and other relatives dabbling in affairs of state for a consideration, but, again, by today's standards, their transgressions, if there were any, are a mere speck in the political spectrum. Even the Bofors payoff was peanuts compared to the dizzying heights scaled by persons in positions of authority in recent years. India has come a long way since then. The day is not far off, if it is not already upon us, when a passer-by will demand a 100 rupees to tell you the time of day. No public figure, no institution, no authority, no seat of power any longer commands the people's confidence for unimpeachable rectitude. Every one of them is assumed to be in on the take, to have a price tag.

Supreme Court and High Court Justices, Vice-Chancellors, Central and State Ministers and Chief Ministers, MPs, MLAs, bureaucracy, police, media barons auctioning ‘paid news', now office-bearers of the Organising Committee of the Commonwealth Games — the cancer has metastasized into every nook and corner of the polity. There is a regular flow of news, almost by the hour, of some big shot or the other being either caught in the act or covering up his and his cohorts' misdeeds.

Eating into the vitals

Figures of 100 or 200 crores of rupees have become contemptible. When the fodder scam of Bihar touched Rs 900 crore, it looked like a huge amount. The plunderers of public coffers and the fleecers of the people may sue you for defamation if you associate them with such paltry amounts, when the Madhu Kodas and their ilk have notched up Rs 4,000-6,000 crore as the minimum ‘respectable' amount for qualifying as a star swindler, a Grabber Ratna as it were.

Indeed, the stories of wholesale daylight robbery have become so blasé that people don't even bother to take notice of them any more. They read the headlines or momentarily listen to the lead stories on the TV, and blank them out of their minds. Promises of inquiries, law taking its course, punishments being meted out and the kinds of stale findings the Planning Commission has come out with are all regarded as hilarious jokes because not one big-ticket blackguard has ever been locked behind bars in half-a-century.

Whereas, in the last five years alone, in the US, two Governors (akin to India's Chief Ministers), and six Members of the Senate and the House of Representatives have been sentenced to serve between six-12 years in jail for crimes which pale into insignificance compared to what India's counterparts are capable of. In the same period, China executed five top officials, including a Mayor and the head of a government agency after summary trial.

 

FW: Pappu Ka Idea

 

Monday, August 02, 2010

OIE post

Hi Samir

It was touching to read and connect at one or the other level with your thoughts and imagine how they would have connected you with a whole new world…

 

I for one am now seriously thinking of moving out of TechM back home and serve my parents after reading this…

..for I can’t take my job where my parents live and can’t get my parents to live where my job is …

But yes, your article definitely is very good food for serious thought…

 

But maybe one way or another I will have to make some decision to be with my parents who have done a lot to bring me to where I am today…

Thanks for your share of thoughts about hope and love…

 

I do hope yours and the rest of the world’s wishes bring solace to your father for he will surely find solace around his kids and grandkids who are probably the best fruition of their devotion love and sacrifice to be cherished for as long as memorable.

 

Warm Regards

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Shrikant Sundaram

Friday, July 23, 2010

"Where language doesn't matter ! Yet the message created a Breakthrough

 "Where language doesn't matter !

Yet the message created a Breakthrough in Indian Railways!"
 

 

 AkhilBabu's Letter To The Indian Railways

Akhil Chandra Sen wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway office in 1909. It is on display at the RailwayMuseumin New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption Travelers' Tales' in the Far Eastern Economic Review.

'I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honor to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers.'

Any guesses why this letter was of historic value?

It apparently led to the introduction of toilets in trains!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

FW: The call General Kayani cannot make

July 20, 2010

Imagine that General Ashfaq Pervez Kayani wakes up one fine morning and decides that the Talibanisation of his country now risked destroying the military establishment that nurtured it since 1947. The militant groups that the army had used to attack India and Afghanistan on the cheap were not only creating trouble for Pakistan around the world, but had wrecked Pakistani society and its economy. General Kayani can tolerate all that, but reckons he will soon have to choose be-tween cutting them down to size or joining their bandwagon, perhaps as their "amir-ul-momineen." Imagine that he chooses the former option, if only to con-tinue enjoying the "al-Faida" that has come the Pakistani army's way since 9/11.

"Get Pasha on the line," he barks at his orderly. Lieutenant-General Ahmad Shuja Pasha, chief of the Agency That Should Not Be Named, picks up the phone from his well-appointed office in the unmarked building near Islamabad's Aabpara market.

"Pasha, shut them all down, and this is an order." General Kayani doesn't stop for pleasantries or preamble, fearing that the ever-reasonable Pasha will find ways to dissuade him.

"Sir, yes sir! And what then, sir?" Pasha asks. Kayani has known Pasha long enough to know this was not a rhetorical question.

How will the Pakistani government -- which can't even collect taxes, electric-ity and water bills from anyone who refuses to pay them -- demobilise hundreds of thousands of functionally illiterate, violent, combat-hardened and thoroughly radi-calised young men? The civilian political leadership, bureaucracy and police sim-ply do not have the capacity, competence and power to put anyone other than low-ranking jihadi leaders under arrest, that too temporarily. The only institution that has the prerequisites necessary to take on the jihadi groups is the Pakistan army.

Those on the margins are likely to explore alternatives to martyrdom, but the hard core of the jihadi firmament won't give in without a bloody fight.

***

Forty-year-old Brigadier Adnan, tasked to dismantle and neutralise a jihadi hub in South Punjab, tugs at his beard. He has deep misgivings about the mission he has been charged with, even as he gathers his officers for the operational brief-ing. As he explains how they will take out the militant headquarters and such, he sees that most of his subordinates have puzzled looks on their faces. Finally, the brigade-major, an energetic 25-year old infantryman, speaks up. "Sir, why are we targeting these boys?"

"Because, uh, they are putting Pakistan in danger."

"How sir? They are only fighting against the Amrika, the Israel and the India. They are only doing what we should. They are doing it because our Crore Com-manders have decided that al-Faida is more important than the real mission. And sir, you do know that our men watch television."

Brigadier Adnan gives his beard another tug. This was not going to be easy.

***

2000 militants surrendered in one week, and it fell to Colonel Bashir to deal with them. They had been lodged in a hurriedly erected camp outside the village for identification, debriefing and triage. If his job was not difficult enough, the bloody Americans wanted to poke their noses into his business. Their spies were everywhere. Yet he knew his problem was the easy one - the really wicked prob-lem would begin when these boys went home to their towns and villages and fig-ured out there was nothing for them to do there. Some would find ad hoc employ-ment with the local feudal landlord, who could use their special talents. Most, however, would do -- what? Other than working the farm for the landlord, there was little to keep them occupied, much less employed.

Colonel Bashir was not even thinking about their minds. Would minds, once radicalised, ever shrink back to their original state?

***

Now you know why General Kayani will never give such an order in real life. The Pakistani state and its society simply does not have what it takes to dismantle, demobilise and de-radicalise the hundreds of thousands of militants that operate in that country.

In a 2007 study on militant recruitment in Pakistan, C Christine Fair, now as-sistant professor at Georgetown University's Center for Peace and Security Studies notes: "Limited evidence suggests that both public school and madrasah students tend to support jihad, tanzeems, and war with India, and are more intolerant toward Pakistan's minorities and women. Thus, if Ethan Bueno de Mesquita's model is correct, creating educational and employment opportunities may not put an end to militancy because tanzeems can recruit from lower-quality groups. In the long term, however, interventions of this kind may diminish the quality of terror pro-duced, rendering tanzeems a mere nuisance rather than a menace to regional secu-rity. This would be a positive development."

That would be a positive development, yes, but, as she points out in the very next sentence, "(the) problem with school reform and employment generation ef-forts is not only that they may be beyond Islamabad's capability and resolve but also that there may be no feasible scope for U.S. or international efforts to per-suade Islamabad to make meaningful reforms on its own."

That's the bad news. The worse news is that this is going to get a whole lot worse, as the population grows, the education system continues to radicalise minds, the media reinforces prejudices and the military establishment exploits geo-political opportunities to stay on the same dangerous course.

In the face of this grim reality, the antics of the motley bunch of slick political operators that pass off as the Pakistani government are tragicomic. Politicians like Yusuf Raza Gilani and Shah Mahmood Qureshi mask their impotence by outrageous grandstanding intended to score points with the military-jihadi com-plex.

It is a good idea for India to engage the various players in Pakistan to manage -- to the extent that it can be managed -- the fallout of the turmoil across its north-western borders; so, too, to engage all of Pakistan's external sponsors. Even so, neither India nor the rest of the world can escape the consequences of Pakistan's transformation. Driven as much by strategy as by sentiment, Prime Minister Man-mohan Singh is genuinely committed to leaving a legacy of good relations with Pakistan. Don't you feel sorry for him?

Nitin Pai is founder & fellow for geopolitics at the Takshashila Institution and editor of Pragati - The Indian National Interest Review, a publication on strategic affairs, public policy and governance. He blogs at The Acorn and is active on Twitter too.